I need time.

Watching The Tonight Show.
Pre-recorded. I never miss an episode.
Just so you know,I'm grounded.
Sucks,RIGHT?

Anyone been grounded before?I'm talking to myself again,aren't I?
It's not like I follow the rules,anyway.
I'm not even supposed to be on the computer right now.
My brother was on just now,so I figured it wouldn't do no harm if I sneaked in an hour or two.
I just surf,man. I don't play games that much anymore.

You(nobody)'re probably wondering how I got my ass grounded,right?
It's like this..

My brother got his phone stolen

I don't really think it's our fault really.
If my friends can put their stuff safely on a chair in a public place full of witnesses,why can't we,right?
So..he hands me his stupid phone,tells me to change a number.I do as I was told and put it inside one of my friend's bags.I guess the phone strap was hanging out,bag wasnt zipped.

Since the gang were gonna play ball after that I decided to innocently walk to my grann's place to get some water for my brother and myself.When I came back,the guys were already at the court..and the minute he saw me,my brother asked if I had his phone with me.I told him I put it in one of the bags.Everyone checked their bags,it wasnt there.
Then HE tells ME to go find it.

I'm like .. wait a bloody second,

it IS,after all, his phone. Shouldn't he do that his own bloody self? But I go anyway. It wasnt there. The malay douches hanging out there must've taken it. No doubt about it.

So we had a little quarrel then I decided to ignore the ass and continue the game.
Was a match we couldn't lose. It's his phone,I don't give a damn!

We ended up winning the match..and when we got home,he spilled the beans and we got BOTH of our sorry asses grounded.

Ah well,this tells me one thing.

If your brother ever tells you to hold onto his phone for a bit,don't do it. He'll just get you into trouble.