RESURRECTION!

I am bringing my blog back from the dead.

Hello, naked hobos!

Craig Ferguson said that and I'm learning from a responsible adult. :)

Where should I start? Life's been such an adventure so far. I guess I'll start where everyone else starts. At the very beginning.

I passed my math.I got married to Cat. I divorced Cat after two days. I now go to school with my hair tied up. I look like a samurai and my brother calls me Mitsurugi. I love my family..so much. My mum blackmails me and threatens to confiscate my iPhone when I don't follow her orders. I've watched 'The Pianist' eleven more times since the last post. I like Rick Astley. My uncle thinks he's an oldie. I've regained my bookworm self. OH HERE'S A STORY!

The other day at school we had Home Economics as usual when suddenly the SS burst in, the VP came into the class. We were re-doing our evaluation for our coursework and the VP said we looked bored. Don't tell me we're supposed to laugh and smile while we reflect. What is she, a retard? She also mentioned a few things. I did not agree with her at all. My teachers have sympathy, which is why they help us to pass around our workbooks while we were getting a lecture we most definately did NOT deserve. She's so apathetic. Such a hypocrite, too. She told the class that our English was poor. NO. In her exact words, she said;

Your England very poor, ah? Don't understand,is it?

Holy shet, man. That should be illegal. I'm gonna stop ranting about her. She's not worth it. NOT WORTHY OF MY SUPPOSED-TO-BE-DEAD BLOG THAT GOT RESURRECTED.

Anyway. I'll restart with the FUN facts.

I love Adrien Brody. I love Rick Astley. Conando is awesome. I STILL LOATHE TWILLIGHT. I'm getting strong hate vibes for the VP. The principal is much more interesting without the microphone. I like cake. I've not eaten since 11a.nm. I like to read on terrorism. Hitler would have wiped out all of you Far Eastern neo-nazis if he had not killed himself. I am anti-nazi but I like the swastika. I finished a 300 paged book in one school day. That breaks my record of fastest time finishing a book with more than 200 pages. I joined choir. I KNOW. The trip to Malaysia got cancelled but we still might be going for an exchange. Kah Wei grew taller. Nikki and KW are cutting their hair to shoulder length like mine so we can do the Rick Astley hair flip together. We have African Americans in our school. That is exactly what the principal said although I'm not too sure that they're from America. Belle likes to confess to me. "Forgive me, Father, For I have Sinned."

I need to shit.

FAREWELL,MY BELOVED! MAY WE MEET AGAIN ONE DAY!

deeastley